SonicPanda Aug 12, 2010
I saw a bee at work today. I had all but run outside to escape a song I especially hated on the in-store radio, some tuneless dork braying about how he's 'been hanging arahhhhhhhwwwwwnd this town for way way way way too lawwwwwwng' fifty times over. Repetitive lyrics are one of those things I get irrationally angry about, like the smell of burnt popcorn or the letter w in NBC's new ad font.
Anyway, the bee. I feel maybe I should capitalize that, and maybe upgrade it to a Bee+, because this was the Biggest Bee I'd Ever Seen In My Life. It took me a moment to realize that that it was actually comprised of the Second-Biggest Bee I'd Ever Seen In My Life carrying the Third-Biggest Bee I'd Ever Seen In My Life, who should technically be the Biggest and Second-Biggest considering their superior was a figment, but the Biggest Bee was only Two Bees and not to be, and someone had to take the brunt of my disappointment.
But apparently the age of ridesharing insects is upon us. I suppose when the new term starts a few will get drunk and try to see how many bugs can fit in a Beetle.