So I been experimenting with mead lately. Trying it out, seeing if I like it and all that. Shit's amazing. I've gone through about two bottles in the last week or so. Really digging it. Drinking it cold, it's remarkably smooth. Warm, it's supposed to have a lot more of a complex taste. Maybe I'll heat some up tonight.

this is how you deal with people who hotlink your pics in their ebay listing:
http://www.ebay.com/itm/120841904479

(edit #2: the seller also found the 2nd listing and edited out the pic,, too bad,, you missed it)

You know, despite all the buzz Sonic fans have been giving Sonic Generations here I still think Sonic is dead. Why? I just saw Sonic running around in a TV spot for Progressive auto insurance. Could have lived without seeing that...

Sonic vs The Geico Gecko in a fight to the death...I'd sign up to see that one.

Man, whatever happened to Erin eSurance? She was hawt.

I'm sure someone's made a mascot tournament fighter, somewhere.

Apparently, they were shocked (SHOCKED!) at Erin being Rule 34'd, and discontinued her.

Silly people.

For those watching at home, and don't know what that means: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rule_34#In_other_fields

Second bullet point down.

An anonymous threat is not the same as a threat by Anonymous.

For the first time ever, I am excited about the Super Bowl.

Actually, speaking of Anonymous isn't this who Sony eventually pinned the PSN hacking on?

And yes, I ended a sentance with a preposition! Snarl!

Okay, nix that.

sometimes its frustrating when i come up with a nice one-liner, but i know i'll never encounter an appropriate situation in which to use it.
"I haven't seen this many bat droppings since i stopped coaching that narcoleptic little league" (best used with a Lt. Frank Drebin mannerism)

i had to drive 60 miles to take my pet crow into the avian vet,, because they dont make housecaws...

rejected jeopardy question:

A: comforter

Q: what is the last thing you want to order on the menu at a german hotdog stand?

yes,, i know i am kinda bogarting this thread,, but i also know there are some of you, that every time you see the thread title bolded with my name as a new reply, you're thinking "oh god its going to be another f'd up joke,,, but,,, the suspense is killing me,,, must click"

*raises hand*

Melissa Joan Hart is a new spokesperson for herpes prevention in high schools.
She will be traveling the country making informative speeches at pep rallies, stressing the importance of always using protection.
this new awareness campaign is called 'Vagina, the Teenage Itch'

edit: the campaign now includes more than just herpes. the 2nd tour is called "Chlamydia explains it all"

Not that I have a problem with the 'bogarting' of this thread, but I always figured your special brand of posts would better benefit this thread.  That being said....

*also raises hand*

with enough experience,, ANY thread can be turned into a blazing saddles thread

http://i806.photobucket.com/albums/yy34 … es-535.jpg

tomorrow i have an order shipping to the 16-bit gaming capitol of the world

http://maps.google.com/maps?oe=utf-8&q=suresnes

You know, I wish they'd remove video game videos from youtube were the person's computer or whatever can't handle the emulator/recording. Watching a video that constantly skips is really annoying.

did you hear about that new band composed entirely of urologists? they're called the Key-Tones...

I was reading a strategy guide and came across an insanely poor introduction in its "game basics" section:

"Yes, this section offers you the basics. But it also assumes you've read the game's instruction booklet and are familiar with the game controls - that you know how to start up the game, navigate menus, move your characters, swing your sword, sling your spells, and activate your special tribe abilities.

If you don't know how to do these things yet - if you haven't read the excellent FINAL FANTASY CRYSTAL CHRONICLES: Ring of Fates instruction booklet - then please do so now. We'll glady wait for you right here, at the end of this sentence."

Is it just me or is that entire block of text majorily insulting? The person who wrote it must have one hell of a complex. Also there are few manuals I'd call "excellent" and... wait for it... I don't HAVE THE MANUAL! Maybe if people could keep there damn games in once piece or if GameStop didn't see fit to throw out the cases for their used DS games to save space I'd HAVE the manual. But nooooooo...

Anyway, sry, I had to let that one out... I know I can always go on GameFAQS and get a way better strategy guide for free.

if i was going to open up a urinal store,,, my slogan would be "we stand behind our products so you can stand in front"

i think i just found the previous homeowner's golfporn stash..

the ceilings are 12-foot, so the top shelf in the closets are about 8-feet high,, i was putting some extra stock up there when i found a 2008 women of golf calendar.
then on top of the cabinets in the kitchen i found a bunch of empty boxes of golf balls...