If Davy Crockett got divorced, would his wife tell him to "Remember the alimony"?

Horrible

-Mike

Children flee in terror at the sight of Zane...for they know the madness that escapes his lips...

"I own this block,"

he says as he shovels a fish sandwich into his beautiful mouth.

"I also own the sun, and this Ken Griffey Jr. Rookie baseball card."

Ramza

I don't get it.

Edit: Oh, damn. I cannot believe I didn't get that. Corny jokes are totally awesome!