XLord007 Jan 15, 2007
BEST FILM OF 2006:
-Casino Royale
Runner-up: The Departed
I already wrote an extensive review of this back when it came out. I’ve seen it three times now, and I rarely ever see movies in theaters more than once. After 2002’s disastrous Die Another Day, Bond is back. Plain and simple.
BEST NEW TV SHOW OF 2006:
-NBC Sunday Night Football
Runner-up: None.
Ok, so that’s kind of cheating, but I’ve been trying to cut back on TV so that I can actually play the games I buy, so I’ve tried very few of the new shows that started in 2006.
BEST RETURNING TV SHOW OF 2006:
-24 (FOX)
Runner-up: Family Guy (FOX)
Season Five of 24 proved that the show has still got it in spades. After the disappointing Season Three and the good but not great Season Four, Season Five came on strong and captivated from beginning to end.
BEST VGM ALBUM OF 2006:
-ZX Tunes
Runner-up: Culdcept Saga OST
2006 wasn’t a great year for VGM, but these two rose to the top.
BEST PS2 GAME OF 2006:
-Okami
Runner-up: Metal Gear Solid 3: Subsistence
Okami is heavily flawed, but beautiful. While it falls short of its attempt to clone Zelda, it’s still an artistic masterpiece with a wonderful atmosphere and should not be missed.
BEST GBA GAME OF 2006:
-Final Fantasy V Advance
Runner-up: [None]
Although FF5 makes a much better port to GBA than FF4, this basically wins by default since Rhythm Tengoku wasn’t released in America.
BEST XB GAME OF 2006:
[The only 2006 Xbox game I played was Black and that was nothing special]
BEST NGC GAME OF 2006:
-The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Runner-up: Chibi Robo
Poor, poor GameCube. Its last year saw very little support and one of its biggest alleged 2006 releases (Super Paper Mario) was promoted to Wii. Still, it got two absolutely fantastic adventure games in Chibi Robo and Zelda.
BEST DS GAME OF 2006:
-Brain Age
Runners-up: New Super Mario Bros., Super Princess Peach, Elite Beat Agents, Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
DS finished up its sophomore year as the dominant video game platform in the world following the releases of strong fall 2005 and first-half 2006 titles that pushed it to the top. Unfortunately, its fall 2006 line-up left a lot to be desired as big name titles disappointed left and right. Leave it to Brain Age, the non-game, to impress me most of all. I played that thing almost daily for a month straight.
BEST PSP GAME OF 2006:
[The only 2006 PSP game I played was Loco Roco and it didn’t blow me away]
BEST X360 GAME OF 2006:
[I did not play any 2006 Xbox 360 games]
BEST PS3 GAME OF 2006:
[Motorstorm, the only PS3 game I played in 2006, hasn’t been released in America yet, not that it would be worth nominating anyway]
BEST WII GAME OF 2006:
-The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
Runner-up: Wii Sports
A brand new Zelda on day one? How can you go wrong? Sure, Nintendo cheated to make it a launch title since it’s really just a port of the Cube version, but it’s still fantastic. Most surprising is just how well it works with the new controller. Definitely worth it.
MOST DISAPPOINTING GAME OF 2006
-Yoshi’s Island DS (DS)
Runners-up: Children of Mana (DS), Magical Starsign (DS), Final Fantasy III (DS), Final Fantasy XII (PS2)
Lesson #1 of video game brand management: Never, ever, under any circumstances, allow one of your most trusted franchises (Yoshi) to be fucked up by a mediocre developer (Artoon). Hideous music and an annoying blind spot between the screens took one of my most wanted games coming out of E3 and shit all over it. As for the others, I kind of knew that Children of Mana and FFXII would be garbage, I didn’t really know what to expect out of Magical Starsign, and FF3’s snail-paced battles put a stop to any enjoyment that might have come from that one.
THE “WHERE THE F*CK WERE YOU?” AWARD
-Super Paper Mario (NGC)
We were so close. It had a release date. It was almost out. And then it went to Wii. Will it be better for the switch? It better be.
MY TOP 5 MOST ANTICIPATED GAMES OF 2007
05. Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Justice For All (DS)
04. Metroid Prime 3: Corruption (Wii)
03. Super Paper Mario (Wii)
02. Super Mario Galaxy (Wii)
01. Metal Gear Solid 4 (PS3)
I really hope those EGM rumors of a Mother trilogy on DS in America come true, but since that’s pretty far fetched, I’ve left it off this list. Also not on this list are Resident Evil 5 which is looking like a 2008 release and Phantom Hourglass whose exclusive stylus controls have me worried.
OVERALL TOP FIVE GAMES OF 2006:
05. Okami (PS2)
04. New Super Mario Bros. (DS)
03. Brain Age (DS)
02. Chibi Robo (NGC)
*GAME OF THE YEAR 2006*
01. The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess (Wii/NGC)
Zelda takes the top spot, but since that’s been talked about to death, I want to use this space to tell you all to go buy Chibi Robo. Seriously, the game is extremely good and it costs less than $15 new these days. Just pick it up and enjoy the happiness.