This was in my hometown paper today, I though I type it up...

INDIANA (AP) - The long standing rivalry between Coke and Pepsi took a physical turn friday when a Pepsi deliveryman allegedly punched his Coke counterpart in the face at a western Pennsylvania Wal-Mart police said.

The two deliverymen were "apperently bickering back and forth" while unloading their wares at the Indiana county store, police said. When the Coke deliveryman left the store his counterpart allegedly punched him in the face three times, breaking his nose and giving him a back eye, police said.

No charges have been filed, but police characterized the incident as a misdeminor simple assault.

My question: Who says employees aren't loyal anymore?

If this isn't an all-American news story I don't know what is

Something tells me it's gonna show up on Digg sooner rather than later.

That's awesome. I hate Coke.

That's interesting, cos I hate Pepsi...

*punch*

Did they have any cameras rolling? In this day and age of crap entertainment, that would pass for (a) a television sitcom idea or (b) a commercial series.

/Just to draw the line, hates soda but Pepsi more because also hates drinking tar syrup

I seriously think that had to be captured by some camera, stores like that are littered with them anymore... it would make a better commerical than the latest ones from Geico... draging classics like the Flinstones and The Berverly Hillbillys into cheap, hardly comedic thrills.