Few people remember that the Nobel Prize winner married his cousin, Elsa Lowenthal, after his first marriage dissolved in 1919.

He stated that he was attracted to Elsa because she was well endowed.

He postulated that if you are attracted to women with large breasts, the attraction is even stronger if there is a family connection.

This came to be known as Einstein's Theory of Relative Titty.

*stands up and applauds*

This adds to my observation that in terms of bad puns, this weekend for me is just getting worse.

Hey, guys! What do you call sore money?

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Tender! :P:P:P:P:P:P

the worst college class i ever took was a cooking one. we spent the entire semester learning to make this stupid thin porridge. it was really grueling...

These bad puns are punny.

Hmm, I don't know how I missed this one.

Maybe Adam can make something that emails me whenever certain people post new posts.

on the news they were showing a big pileup on the main thoroughfare in Cairo. You know its a bad accident when they have to call for a camel tow...

So a baby seal walks into a club . . .

WIN

i thought this one up yesterday at work.... I admit i had to google it a bit for historical accuracy...

What 12th century Mongol saved his people from starvation by helping to stave off the population explosion?

Genghis Khandom!!!