http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

I'm too busy laughing to come up with a suitable response. This is just too f---ing bizarre.

I'm assuming he used the umbrella hole in the middle of the table... and even then, that's a pretty big hole. Girthy. I don't even want to think about the splinters.

It says the table was made of metal, not wood.

Haha.

Wood.

Saw this last week, but yeah... stra~nge.

Women, sheep...and now this.....

well, at least with a table, it won't scream rape or kick you with their hooves.

The guy is stupid...for not buying his own table at Home Depot.

This is probably on Fark.com already.

I wonder if this suggests he had trouble with women AND sheep. Truly sad. :P:P