This reads almost like a comedy show... but yet is retarded enough to be real life.

http://www.10news.com/news/16217301/detail.html

my favorite quote in the story:

"But obviously, we weren't going to wait forever,"

Uh, no schmuck-ass, it really wasn't obvious at all, you know with leaving the animal tangled up for days and all.

-avatar!

What a crock of shit. That poor little pup.