Ashley Winchester May 28, 2008
OK, I don't know if anyone else does this put sometimes I like to think up pretend companies and bands (based on a game, song, etc) and make up a wise cracking slogan to go along with it. Sometimes I'll even go as far to draw a full blown logo. Can anyone else think up a silly company and slogan?
Band: Chemical Formula (a band who sings songs about the world of chemistry on their album "Diatomic Dance")
- Review: "Chemical Formula knocks the scientific world on its ions!"
Company: Dr. Wily's Evil Robots Inc.
- Slogan: "Running out of ideas since 200X."
Company: Malicious Mavericks
- Slogan: "Because a good natured, self-aware robot would be boring."
Company: UBER Rock (Radio Station)
- Slogan: "Cause' everyone knows that uber is better than mega."
Company: Sephiroth's Materia (Store)
- Slogan: "Don't Touch!"
Company: Zack and Aerith’s Lifestream Pawn Shop
- Slogan: "We got pwned!"
Company: Homicidal Robots Inc.
- Slogan: "What laws?"
Company: Suicidal Robots Inc. (Inc. standing for incapacitated)
- Slogan: "Again, what laws?"
Company: Computer Age Hacking and Cracking
- Slogan: "It's only illegal if you get caught!"
Company: Potty Mouth Records
- Slogan: %^&* this $#*@!
Company: We R in Control Robotics Laboratory
- Slogan: "Seriously, it's just a matter of time."
Company: Short Circuit Industries
- Slogan: "Don't blame us. It was user error. We are not liable."
Company: Brainwashers Incorporated
- Slogan: We put the subliminal in subliminal advertising."
