doling out the charm
Ready with a handshake and an open palm
Tells a saucy tale, makes a little stir
Customers appreciate a bon-viveur
Glad to do a friend a favor
Doesn't cost me to be nice
But nothing gets you nothing
Everything has got a little price!

"Pipe down, choir boy."

I used to dream that i would meet a prince..
But god-almighty 'ave you seen what's happened since??

And he thinks he's quite a lover
But there's not much there!

What a cruel trick of nature..
Landed me with such-a-louse
god knows how I've lasted
Livin' with this bastard in the house!!

Simpsons quote?

Nah, you're thinking of Moe Syzlak's physically abusive 'Pipe down, rub-a-dub!!' from the Duffless episode..

Seinfeld quote.

"Everybody raise a glass!"

"Raise it up the master's a-" *BZZT* *fzzzz* *CRACKLE CRACKLE*

...huh? Radio? What's going on with that radio?

I'm lost on the other stuff, but could that be...Silent Hill?  It sounds so Harry Mason.

Indeed. I was going for a clever form of self-censorship.

Radio-Man hasn't been the same, since.

oh well!

Most confusing thread ever.

Since no one else is willing to say it.

I LOVE LES MISERABLES

Aw, you killed it now!!

Nah it's okay, it was fun while it lasted.
( :

You know... Schumann went mad from that... He went crazy from one note. He couldn't get it out of his head. I think it was an A. He kept repeating it over and over again. He had to be institutionalised.

And they say that Seinfeld is a show about nothing.  The more you know.