I'm in a weiiird sense of humor right now, so to my mind this seems like a fun idea. Time will tell if it really is.

Basically, pick a scene from a movie - ANY movie - and relay it in a humorous fashion, a-la "Movies In 15 Minutes". BUT...just to make it interesting, try to obscure it in some way so that we're trying to puzzle over where it comes from while we're laughing at it.

The following is what inspired me to make this topic. In a sense, it's revenge, because this scene really STARTLED me when I first saw it.

*EDIT* Now with a visual hint!

*BANG*
"Ha ha, that didn't hurrrrt!"
*BANG*
"Ooooh...that feels gooooOOOOOdddd..."
*BANG*
"..."
"..."
"..."
"I STEAL YOUR FACE AND MAKE IT BIG AND FREAKY!!!!!!!!!!"

...and that was about the time I wanted to go "AAAAAUGHHHH!" and hit the ceiling!

So...what movie did this scene come from?

And...what "mockups" do YOU have for US?

That "steal your face" thing reminded me of Preacher, but that's a comic, not a movie. As for my own mockup, I got nothin'.

I am sadly ignorant of Preacher. Recommended?

f--- yes. One of my favorite reads of all time. Careful, though. It's a long series (nine trade paperbacks).

umm..

FARGO was it?

Nope, sorry. :S

Should I maybe give another hint?

By all means!

Alright, two clues:

1. Laura Dern (perhaps a DEAD GIVEAWAY...)
2. Check the first post again for a visual hint! Just...be careful.

"I'm a raptor, doin' what I can. Gonna eat everything till' the appearence of man. Yo, yo see me, I'm livin' beneath the soil. I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil!"

What movie is that from?

Inland Empire and Mrs. Doubtfire.

Next please.

-Mike

*DINGDINGDINGDINGDING*

Correct!

(I knew I was giving it away, dangit. )

Nah, I just have many images from Inland Empire tattooed on my brain due it's insanely high count of fucked up scenes.  Gotta love David Lynch!

-Mike