And now for something on the bleaker side of life:

http://resignedgamer.blogspot.com/2008/ … urney.html

How was a thread with this title not started by Jodo Kast?

Wow, seeing Paper Boy brings me back.  Anyone remember playing the arcade version?  That bicycle handlebars set up was pretty fly.

Awesome.

I can understand the necessity for wanting something good to happen, as I did the same thing with Spy Hunter, to no avail.

It's often unfortunate that my nonexistence has been disturbed, but there are moments in existence when I am not disturbed. I generally don't feel disturbed when I go to the gym, listen to music, write, watch movies, eat, etc. Events of great psychological torture are custodial duties for the soma, such as brushing teeth, shaving, showering and flossing. My main interest in nanotechnology would be to have whole legions of puny picobrains performing my somatic cleaning duties, which would save me at least one hour per day. I'd even make them wipe my ass.