I just read this (forwarded from a friend):

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip
that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size . This is
considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

lol... booo!!

Edit:

And I thought I was the king of bad jokes... for one I told my supervisior on Friday I found Disturbed's music to be quite "disturbing" when we were listening to his mp3s. I'd go on but I'll try and save as much face as possible...

i made one up this weekend.. and you know mine are all genuine cause they're so fucked up and truly tasteless.

you guys remember back in '83 when a bunch of music artists got together and recorded that "we are the world" song to help benefit famine victims in africa?
well anyways, they are reuniting next month to record a benefit single to help fund mesothelioma research... the title of the song is "we're doin' asbestos we can"

I must admit. That one made me chuckle.

Two antennas walk into a wedding hall. They said the ceremony was lackluster, but the reception was excellent.