So I picked up a new digital sports watch today - and after spending a baffling twenty minutes trying to properly set the time and deactivate the alarm, I gave in.  No instructions were included, so I needed to consult an online guide. 

I used to be able to set most digital devices, watches easiest of all, in a heartbeat without any sort of outside help.  Am I getting old?  Am I reaching that age where something as simple as setting a watch is like performing rocket science? 

But I mean, look at this shit.  Look what you have to go through just to deactivate an alarm.  It's more like deactivating a fraggin' time bomb:

http://www.armitron.com/watch_instructions.asp