Well, it probably does, you soundtrack-nerd. However, cheer up, boys and girls, because there are many, many levels in Hell!

Damn, the majority of those look so painful, I can't even laugh at them

it probably sucks a lot for the 13,000 verizon employees being laid off this week...
the nerdy guy with the glasses in the commercials has changed his catch phrase to "can you hire me now?"

Some of these folks DESERVE the pain that was bestowed upon them.  I mean, driving a lawn mower down a set of stairs?  Really?

The girl's attempt at the Tom Cruise "Risky Business" slide was hilarious, as was the little girl who uttered the F-bomb when she fell off the bike.  That dude in the crosswalk was DAMNED lucky at 2:32, and I can't believe the timing on the dog kick at 3:58.  (And it falls right in front of the cam, too.  Wild.  o_O)

GEEZ. Those car accidents weren't funny, they're just SCARY.

I mean, one second, you're sitting at a stop light, the next minute, a bus is plowing through there, and makes you its hood ornament...

That, and the fire truck careening through the street, sending the one car flying...

GEEZ. That's just...GEEZ.

The one scene, labeled "Beglium," in which the guy stops a thief with a turnaround kick, THAT was awesome. He just ran into the WRONG civilian, man!

The guy break-dancing and kicking his puppy/kitten, that's like, [sarcasm] why hasn't break-dancing been adapted to martial arts?! How many people need to get kicked by someone break-dancing before people realize it's a legitimate martial art?! [/sarcasm]

A lot of those, though, people are falling on their faces, or just running or driving right into walls; and how does a person WALK straight into a glass door?! Can't help but think some of those were intentional...

P.S. What was that techno song playing in the background? I likes me some techno...

here's payback for a dumb teenager in a car trying to knock into bicyclists with the car door
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1wxQkZwJR4

OMG...is that guy dead?!?

Anyone watch Tosh 2.0? Great show that's basically rehashing all the painful vids on the internet...still I would like to know if some of these vids show fatal injury

Ouch.

The guy who got kicked by the horse sprang to mind. I love vindictive animals.

I saw that clip before.
The guy's not a thief but an actor from a Hidden Camera type TV show.
Guess that joke backfired...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capoeira

*looks at video again*  Your shaky ability to distinguish dogs from cats troubles me some.   

That would be OceanLab's Satellite -- though I would consider the song more trance than techno.  A trickier distinction than cats and dogs, at least.

Looking at the video again, it's a cat, but there's a small "Bark" sound that made me think it was a puppy.   

NICE. Thansk!

EDIT: I'm looking up Oceanlab's discography, and I'm trying to figure out what album that exact song is on...

It actually may be me who needs to get her eyes checked.  I was dead certain it was a dog at first, but one more perusal of the video confirms it: kitty got kicked.  Pardon me, I've got a plate of crow to scarf down.   

A search on Wiki seems to indicate Satellite being featured on the "Sirens of the Sea Remixed" album, but not on the original Sirens of the Sea.  Which means the original mix may only exist in single format.

The part where the car went into the water, that might have been the Bugatti Veyron. I remember reading about that.

Searching....

This seems to confirm it:

http://throttleblips.dailyradar.com/vid … sh-splash/

http://jalopnik.com/tag/bugattiveyroncrash/

Yeah, I still don't know what to make of that; why would you run a $$$$$$$$$ car off the road into the water...with yourself still in it? I'd be questioning that guy for attempted suicide. Geez...rich people...

Bernie, the guy was apparently distracted by a low flying pelican.

yes, my life does suck.
was hit by a car this summer, while jogging, and am now permanently disabled.  cant even use or feel my entire left arm.

That's awful, man. I'm really sorry to hear that.

Shocking how life can be changed in an instant.
I hope you've been strong enough to deal with the alterations Jason.

A coworker constantly regrets a single day that he wishes never happened, which has altered his entire life as well.  He's been unable to mentally cope or even basically function for several months now and thus it's damaging all other areas of his life now too.

Yes.
I can relate to your coworker Carl.

Thanks though.