this ought to be fun,,, come up with a fictitious game title beginning with "tales of..", sure anyone can just replace it with any crude word, but you MUST follow up with a synopsis or plot intro. it has to be short enough that it would be able to be narrated within the time-frame of a 30-second commercial. I will start...

Tales of Desitin... The kingdom of Babipew is suddenly cursed by an alarming uptick in the number of diaper rash cases... You are the hero, Powder, who must get to the bottom of things.

Tales of Tailors--Wherein a vain but unarguably well-dressed villain has captured all the specialized clothing designers in the world (Fa'Bulous), forcing everyone to wear only boring, realistically functional clothes, while he wears the most stylish attire in the land. He keeps the tailors locked in a dozen separate castles, each guarded by an evil diva. You play as Glitz Fasheonis, a washed-up model who wields a five foot titanium comb that speaks in a mixture of Old English, French and ghetto slang, and you must rescue the tailors before everyone in the world dies of zipper and buckle envy.

Tales of Aphasia: ...

On the bright side, it'll be a breeze to translate.

Sorry, but I have to include this link:

http://www.gamerevolution.com/features/worst_game_names

this post is just begging for it

Tales of Paul the Parasite and His Warm Home in John's Scalp.

Tales of the Lonely Pubic Hair that was Stuck on the Toilet Rim for Two Weeks.

Tales of Epidermia: Let's be honest--this game isn't really about the plot.

These were rejected outright:

Tales of Autophagia

Plot: In this new groundbreaking RPG there are no enemy encounters. The player must fight the desires of the characters to eat themselves!

Tales of Detumescentia

Plot: A sinister throbbing malevolence has given your male characters powerful, seemingly irreversible, erections. Taking on the role of a female, you must parry all thrusts, in addition to restoring flaccidity.

These seemed pretty good, but they were also rejected:

Tales of Higgsonia

Plot: In a world of disappearing matter, there are no hiding places (literally). It's up to you to find the Higgs Bosons and give your dying planet its mass back!

Tales of Xericia

Plot: The oceans are disappearing and simply sweating can mean death. This is a world of reduced water (like Dune) and you must scour the solar system for comets.

i think jodo has been waiting for a thread like this for many years. (even though i couldnt pronounce half of them,, funny as all hell)

more please

Here are some more I sent in that were sent right back:

Tales of Infarctia

Plot: All of your characters need heart surgery and you have to earn enough money to afford it before they die.

Tales of Testicular Elephantiasisia

Plot: One of your character's testicles are slowly becoming large enough to force other party members to carry him. You must find the antidote before he becomes too heavy to carry, or he will be devoured by the carnivorous squirrels.

Tales of Hadronia

Plot: A rogue group of protons has found a way to not form a cascade of smaller particles when they enter an atmosphere. It's up to you to form a partnership with some friendly anti-protons.

Tales of Chronologia

Plot: Time has started to flow at different rates on the planet. You watched your neighbor turn to bones this morning. To survive in this world, you must avoid the fast-flow regions by tossing small animals about or keeping a keen eye open for ossified people.

also available on wii

Tales of the Sewers.  One party member loses a cherished family heirloom down a sewer grate, and it's up to the rest to travel down to the sewers to locate this sacred artifact.  Along the way, they encounter ghastly beasts, underground civilizations, and young love.

Tales of Tails - following people trying farm damned rare tail drops in Final Fantasy IV: The After Years.... arg!!!!!!!

Tales of Ghastlyia

Plot: A ravenous protuberance ending in a malicious maw has been found growing under every building that houses humans. The method of killing is unusually grotesque and unnecessarily messy. It is speculated that the creatures have no etiquette or the equivalent of table manners, so it is up to you to educate them. And you are not human, by the way.

Tales of Collimatia

Plot: Unsettling parallel rods have been discovered and their origin has been determined to be in the core of the Earth. They are growing at the rate of 7 kilometers per day and their destination appears to be the Sun. It's up to you to figure out what's going on.

Tales of Best -- No, it's not "Best of Tales" compilations! It's the tale of the struggling retailer that eventually went bankrupt. Apparently, "Best Buy" is on its way out too. So, that can be the sequel, or at least the director's cut / reprint where they tack on some secret bosses and are subversively telling you to BUY IT for only 3900 yen!