So, recalling most people's cries of anguish when Nintendo decided to name their new system "Wii", I now ask -what is a good name?  Let's see...Sony just adds numbers to their systems (rather dull)!  Nintendo tries to be creative with names, and well I suppose they are creative, but in a dismal way with their latest system (in my opinion).  Microsoft has only released 2 systems, but at least their latest isn't called Xbox 2!  So if you had to decide, and you cannot use the current names (so no Revolution, Wii, 360) what would you choose?  I like these names (at least for the North American release):

Nintendo Aria 
Playstation Apocalypse (heh...can't resist
Xbox Rebirth

cheers,

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Also, "Playstation Bankruptcy" came to mind, but I figure it woulnd't sell that well...

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Nintendo Nimble

Playstation Wagon

Xbox Jackin'

Microsoft's "Thing That You Can Happen To Play Games On"

The Nintendo "This One's Smaller Than The Last One"

The Sony "Buy 8 Of These Before You Can Finish <i>God Of War 3: Daxter's Gas Problem</i>"

By the way, I might like to include that Daxter's Gas Problem features a script written by Hideo Kojima.

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Just a quick heads-up to ya to use these "[   ]" instead of "<   >" for your BBCoding.  Otherwise, they won't come out correctly.

I'm still holding out for the Nintendo Cuddlebutt.  With a name that cute, who wouldn't buy it?

Sony's Nintendo Copying Station.

I don't have any suggestions myself, but I just have to say everyone's responses is making me laugh like crazy. ^_~ I especially like the body-part theme, partly because of the brilliant usage of double letters. ^_~

The only ones that come to mind would be:

Sony Mii 2
Xbox 360lb. power brick

Make that the $$$ony Mii 2 and we've got a winner on our hands.

Nintendo pii
Playstation 3.14 + 699
Xbox 2πr²

The bigger they are the harder they fall...

The Sony NoMOD

Deluxe model features ABS [Anti Burn Station] braking

The Nintendo New NES

Overly simplistic and honors the historical adjective lineage [Super, Ultra, NEW!]

The Microsoft GateX

It's either the Xpress highway into Bill Gate's fortune, or a gay cowboy convention

Microsoft - The Freedombox - painted red, white, and blue with a picture of George W. in the middle

Nintendo systems shapped like Nintendo characters - like Yoshi and Kirby systems

Heh... I'm surprised Nintendo hasn't released such systems yet in Japan

cheers,

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The Hello Kitty Dreamcast will continue to lead the way...

Wasn't there an N64 looking like Pikachu?

Nintendo Mystaren
Nintendo Freesilon
Nintendo Ultrenon

Project Reality Pro

Ultra256
Reality256
Nintendo256
Familycom256
Ninetedom256

Super DolphaCube
Ultra StarCube
Realilution Almega

Mario's Last Stand

Nintendo Wii-Wii

NES: Nintendo Everyman System

Yes, though it was not totally shaped like Pikachu.  It had his face, color scheme and tail molded onto an N64.  It was a package for an N64 Pikachu game that used a microphone.

staxbox
pcendo
pricestation

Here's an obvious one:

Paystation 3

I disagree. The Hyaku-Shiki Playstation is awesome. If only American gamers got this one.

But that Hello Kitty Dreamcast sounds awesome if you're a Sanrio fan.

Sadly, the Hello Kitty Dreamcast is merely pink, not shaped like Kitty-chan.  I believe there's also a transparent blue DC floating around with her on it.  Unless that was just a controller I saw once.  Pretty sure it's a system, though?

Even more obvious would be.. PrayStation 3