**In case you haven't seen the movie, I don't hide the fact that there are numerous spoilers in my rant below**
Saw this last night. It was exactly as I thought it would be. Bloated and over-hyped. Absolutely a JJ Abrams movie, which means things are done "because it looks cool" and who cares if it makes any sense! OK, we have a new Death Planet (which was as original as a stick of wood in a forest, and by the way reminded me of Unicron except it eats stars instead of planets, but anyway) that absolutely has to be built in such a way that one fighter... just ONE, could go down a really narrow shaft and blow up the WHOLE damn planet! Which of course explodes and then turns into a Sun because...yeah, it looks cool. Also, this new Death Planet shoots planet-destroying lasers at apparently hyperspace speed or something like that... although if you're standing on the planet's surface you can see the beams which are faster then light move slowly across the sky... yeah, sure whatever. And I suppose not one single person in the whole damn Republic noticed that the Empire... er, excuse me, "First Order" were turning their Austria-like-during-the-Third-Rich mountain-planet into a giant Unicron-like weapon?? Or did they just notice this at the last 30 minutes? Perhaps this Death Planet was super-secretive. With such great security that a janitor could sneak in, capture some commander, and have her turn off ALL THE SHIELDS around the planet!! Yeah, makes sense. Also, nice that they plugged this hole where just ONE fighter could go down and blow up the whole planet... until a couple of people with a few detonators blew it wide open. One of those guys was the janitor. Who also is used for raiding operations? That made no sense, but what a surprise that a JJ Abrams movie has more plot holes than notes in a Beethoven symphony. At least in the Clone Wars (animated series) they actually discuss their (Stormtroopers) programming and how some don't make it and thus do menial work (such as sanitation). So I guess the whole premise is that everyone is looking for Luke. Why? Why does the Rebellion (and what exactly are the Rebels rebelling against? I thought the Empire was destroyed, and that there was a New Republic, so why are they still called Rebels and not Republicans or something?) have to find Luke, and why is it so difficult to find him? Similarly, why does Voldemort want to find Luke? It's not like Vader desperately wanted to find Obi-Wan. He just took his time building the mighty Empire, but those were days when movies made a bit more sense. This movie is a cut and paste. I feel that Abrams basically took the first trilogy and just copied-and-pasted. It's like reading a high school paper that copied-and-pasted bits and pieces off other papers, changed a few words here and there, and then handed it in. In other words, plagiarism. In some ways, I actually think that Episode I was better, in that at least it tried to do something original. Maul, was an intimidating villain, and again he had much more of a role and was seriously kick-ass in the Clone Wars. The way Lucas had Maul killed in Episode I was pathetic. This new villain, Han's son, is actually pretty intriguing, but...I think it's asinine that he wears a mask. Vader wore a mask because he needed it to live. Yuppie-Vader just wants to look cool? One of those numerous "whatevers". I assume since Yuppier-Vader has a light saber he's trained in the force. However, he gets his ass handed to him by some chick that never swung a lightsaber before?? Come on! When Luke went up against Vader in Empire he lost big time. Keep in mind that Luke also had trained under Yoda!! This chick just closed her eyes and then what the hell, decided to kick ass?! Oh wait... JJ Abrams. That's right, because "love conquers all" and so she fought to protect the man she loves. Who fortunately is not dead after repeatedly being hit by a lightsaber. "Just a flesh wound". Oh, the music was very good by the way.